You’ve kept me in one spot for so long I can’t tell where or if I’m going.
Stop changing your address.
Dear Father’s footsteps
Why would I follow you where he’s already been?
Dear Black Paint
Never darken my door again.
You’re trying too hard to have a good time.
Do you have a complaints department?
Dear Sony Erickson
I’m partly deaf, I need a better vibrator.
Dear Stolen Ideas
Dear Sexy Librarian
Can I check you out?
Make me famous and anonymous at the same time.
Dear Red Light