Ten Commonly Asked Googled Questions Answered By Existential Poets

Why was I born?

                                            to grasp a full cup.

Why is the sky blue?

                                           the diver must practice his birth again.

How do I write a cover letter?

                                                              moving the sky.

What happened on this day?

                                                       when did smoke learn how to fly?

What happens when you die?

                                                        I pant, “what now?” with my big ear to the door.

What is Scientology?

                                         disagreeing with my skin.

What is twerking?

                                      when books are ineffective.

How do I get a six pac?

                                             And the flesh of the planet is bared.

What do I do when I’m bored?

                                                            blank page.

Do I know anything?

                                          this quality often goes unappreciated.