I have sent a set of questions and one of my photographs to six poets around the country and asked them to respond.
Q. What does your writing desk look like?
Byron: It’s got a heart shaped ashtray on it which contains a mountain of festering roll up butts. I refuse to see any symbolism or irony in this.
Q. What is on your to do list?
Byron: I currently have faux Essex girl and literary homunculus*, Molly Naylor visiting me. This morning my to do list read:
When I returned from the bathroom it read:
Develop ability to grow beard
Don’t go all mental
Explain what wall paper is
Given the input of a second author, I don’t know if this still technically qualifies as MY to do list?
Q. What's more important, talking or listening?
Byron: Well that entirely depends on who’s doing the talking. If Slavoj Žižek was in full flow, I’d be all ears, but if Richard Littlejohn was flapping his gob, I’d probably feel the urge to interject.
Q. What makes a better story - pictures or words?
Byron: Again, that would depend on the perceived qualities of the picture or piece of writing and the imagination and sensibilities of the person experiencing them. If like me you’re undecided, read an Allen Moore comic, they render partisan decisions on this issue unnecessary. Also, reading comics makes you sexy. Yes it does. Shut up.
*Don’t feel sorry for her, she’s called me MUCH worse.
Q. Lastly, respond to this photo
Byron: ADORN RAINY LIFE